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Did you know that...
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Presbyterians believe it is wrong to vote for a political candidate on
purely religious grounds... unless the candidate is a Presbyterian, of
course.
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Presbyterians make better coffee than almost anyone.
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Presbyterians believe in the importance of confession and frequently
confess their sins, particularly when confronted with the evidence.
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Presbyterians generally are suspicious of pastors who have spotlights
trained on their pulpits.
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Presbyterians believe in ecumenism because they want everyone else to
become just like Presbyterians.
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Presbyterians listen to sermons with great interest, except when they're
thinking about something else.
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Presbyterians wouldn't trade jobs with their pastors, but would like to
trade vacation time with them.
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Presbyterians believe in miracles and sometimes expect them, particularly
during stewardship drives.
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Presbyterians who have never been on the Session claim they don't know what
goes on at meetings. Presbyterians who have been, claim they don't either.
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Presbyterians enjoy church suppers and will pay as much as a dollar for the
privilege of bringing the family to one.
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